An entirely informative article about how to manage your stress levels when living in France.
1. The troublemaker:
Salut gonzesse, tu veux baiser? Hey bitch, you wanna fuck?
Oh la là! Mon pote, regardes la crevette. Hey bro, look at that shrimp!*
Quel bordel ! What a mess!
J’ai envie de chier. I want to shit.
2. The assertive one:
Ça va mec, je t’emmerde? Hey man, am I pissing you off?
Je m'en vais, j'en ai rien à foutre ! I am leaving, I don't give a shit!
3. The romantic:
Je kiffe tes yeaux. I really love your eyes.
Suces ma bite! Suck my cock!
Puis-je jouir sur tes seins? Can I come on your breasts?
C’est parti, je vais te violer. Here we go, I am going to rape you.
4. The big talker:
Ferme ta gueule quand je parle, salope! Shut up when I am talking, bitch!
5. The cynic:
Merde! Shit!
J’en ai marre! I am fed up with this crap!
C'est nul! It sucks!
Elle raconte des conneries! She is talking bullshit.
6. The hungry one:
Putain, cette bouffe est super bonne! Fuck, this food is so good!
7. The girly-girl:
Il m’a trompé, le fils de pute! He cheated on me, that son of a bitch!
Connard! Motherfucker!
* shrimp = a girl with a good body but a very ugly face
Salut gonzesse, tu veux baiser? Hey bitch, you wanna fuck?
Oh la là! Mon pote, regardes la crevette. Hey bro, look at that shrimp!*
Quel bordel ! What a mess!
J’ai envie de chier. I want to shit.
2. The assertive one:
Ça va mec, je t’emmerde? Hey man, am I pissing you off?
Je m'en vais, j'en ai rien à foutre ! I am leaving, I don't give a shit!
3. The romantic:
Je kiffe tes yeaux. I really love your eyes.
Suces ma bite! Suck my cock!
Puis-je jouir sur tes seins? Can I come on your breasts?
C’est parti, je vais te violer. Here we go, I am going to rape you.
4. The big talker:
Ferme ta gueule quand je parle, salope! Shut up when I am talking, bitch!
5. The cynic:
Merde! Shit!
J’en ai marre! I am fed up with this crap!
C'est nul! It sucks!
Elle raconte des conneries! She is talking bullshit.
6. The hungry one:
Putain, cette bouffe est super bonne! Fuck, this food is so good!
7. The girly-girl:
Il m’a trompé, le fils de pute! He cheated on me, that son of a bitch!
Connard! Motherfucker!
* shrimp = a girl with a good body but a very ugly face